Tony Pearson in front of a fitness tool that looks as if it was designed by
HR Giger.

Pulsebeat/Pulsaciones (1985)

Here's the 2-minute-cut from Everything Is Terrible! since I couldn't find the movie anywhere to make a compilation of my personal favorite bits. I like the lycra and the legwarmers, would have focused a little more on Daniel Greene's glistening pecs though.

I know what you did in the summer of '89...

- you were playing "physical examination" with your buddies out there in the woods, didn't you.

Muscle yum-yums

"WHAAA! My hands are bananas!!!"

These guys are awesome. Not only do they give you practical advice where to keep your protein shake...


...they also show you a food-related ab workout.





It's remarkable how pale the steak and the oranges look next to Rod Koontz.